Random Funnies

*Izzie....while 'playing church' with the girls:

This is Jesus Christ.  He is our Savior because he saves us. He doesn't want the blind people around... so he 'fixes' them instead.   9/2/2010



*Conversation... or rather, command from Mom to Alexandra:

Mom:  I have an idea-- do your jobs!!!

Lex:  Mom, You have the worst ideas EVER!  11/2010

*Alexandra wants a pet... and she wants it NOW.  She declared she'll even take a goat.... if Petsmart has one. 7/2010

*Overheard between Curt & Izzie:
Izzie:  We have a new band!  It's called The McSix!
Curt:  What song are you going to sing, "I Am A Child Of God?"
Izzie: Nope, "L.A. BABY!"

*After Vivs spilled a whole bunch of food on the floor Izzie told her, "Vivs, you're a noddy, noddy girl" to which Vivie replied, "Na ahhh.. I'n not a noddy gwil, I Bibiana Faif" 7/10

*"I got a 'B' on my math test... it just stinks. 'B' stands for Bad guessing." 4/10 Monson

*Apparently at least Alexandra thinks I sit on my rear all day.  Or...she knows the thing that I dislike the very most about housework and so doesn't have faith in me:

Alexandra: "Mom, please please do my laundry today when I'm at school"
Mom:  Sure Lex...
Alexandra:  Mom, I don't believe you... pinky promise me that you'll do my laundry." 

*Alexandra:  Mom, can we please go do the dine out for school (fundraiser)? 
Mom:  Lex, we can't go out to eat unless we have coupons. 
Alexandra, very sarcastically:  Oh, what was I thinking. We don't have a job or money. 

*Alexandra has a rolie polie collection... Every morning she wakes up and checks on them, comes home from school and first thing she does is run outside to say hi to her rolie polie's. Izzie won't touch them and screams (like a girl) if any kind of bug touches her or if she even sees one. Lexie will pick them up with ease, and so will Vivie.  Rolie polies?  This girl needs a serious pet.

*You HAVE to say yes or no...I don't take 'maybes,' Mom. . -Alexandra 4/2010

*Mom, you're getting old because your feet are cracking. -Izzie 4/26 (Thank you for noticing my lovely heels)

*Vivie has been sick... struggling with her lungs & respiratory issues. Curt gave her a priesthood blessing today and upon saying 'amen' Viviana shouted, "All Better!" -Vivs 5/16/2010

and perhaps my favorite:

*When I grow up I'm going to be a nice mom and say 'yes' 

ALL the time. -Izzie 5/2010